my determination to NOT SLEEP

I have done it. I have drankeded the COFFFEEES. I will be awake all night now, whether or not I finish this essay soon.

Just wrapping up page 3. Still got FIVE more to go.

Oh...oh...ohhhhh... (This is me singing silently into the night. THAT'S RIGHT SILENTLY.)

Clearly the coffee has disabled my mental capacity to be "witty".

Did I mention it's a large DD? Oh yeah this baby'll last me alllll nighttt longggg.

(Yes I can clearly see the pervertednessness)

*looks around*

Mackenzie King ding a ling...